たらりらってぃら~

今日ゎ・

ごーるでんぅぃーく最後の日とぃぅことで-

ぉ友達とゲーセンにぃてきました〓

メダルゲームやったり-

DMゃったりしたぁw

※注(DM=どらむまにぁ)

まぁ楽しかったさww

電車代が糞たかかったけどなぁ・

片道350円!


・・・新宿いくより高ぃ〓(ぁ、とぅきょぅの話ねw

JRゎなんて高ぃんだ><


・・・そして家に帰る電車でのできごと・

サイフみてたら・・

ぁることにきがついた・

・・・・・・



ぃ-ぁみゅぅずめんとぱすが無ぃ!

※注(ぃ-ぁみゅぅずめんとぱす=DMのデータを保存するICチップ内臓のカード)

・・ゲーセンで落としたぽ・


orz


でも・

僕ゎネットでカードの情報を登録してたのでー

新しい新規カードを買ぅと・

データーの引継ぎができちゃぅんですw

らっきぃーw★☆

ゃったね^^


ながったらしくなりましたが-

今日ゎこの辺で・

by himazin555 | 2008-05-06 22:43 | Trackback | Comments(1270)

トラックバックURL : http://himazin555.exblog.jp/tb/8014562
トラックバックする(会員専用) [ヘルプ]
Commented by 狩魔 at 2008-05-07 18:47 x
やったね!!!!!!11111111
Commented by 管理人 at 2008-05-10 13:51 x
やったょ^^
Commented by ?????? at 2008-05-25 09:57 x
はやく更新しやがれ
コノヤロー
Commented by 作者 at 2008-05-26 20:56 x
やほノ オフィサ
↓修学旅行とかwwいーなぁ
俺はまだ2年後だwwwww
待ちどぉしぃなぁぁ
Commented by SerkomeoJ at 2009-10-10 16:01 x
anaprox http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=1908 membership <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=1908">buy anaprox</a>
aralen http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=1909 saturday delivery <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=1909">buy aralen</a>
Commented by ForcedStory at 2009-10-26 05:23 x
http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12781 Husband been raped when wife was watching
http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12782 Asian college girl raped in forest
http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12783 Illegal anal porn movies rape
http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12784 Street gang rape video
http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12785 Bisexual college rape pictures
<a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12781">Rape fantasy gallery rape</a> <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12782">Anal brutal rape</a>
<a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12783">Black bitch gang bang rape</a> <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12784">Drugged dad fucked his daughter rape</a> <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12785">Forced sex sites rape</a>
Commented by UretsjcMT at 2009-10-27 03:17 x
buy vasotec http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2227 vasotec order cheap <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2227">purchase vasotec</a>
buy vermox http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2228 vermox order cheap <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2228">online vermox</a>
buy cheap videx http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2229 videx order cheap <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2229">videx order cheap</a>
online voltarol http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2230 voltarol purchase <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2230">purchase voltarol</a>
order vytorin http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2231 vytorin order <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2231">buy cheap vytorin</a>
purchase zantac http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2232 zantac generic <a href="http://www.solio.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2232">zantac purchase</a>
Commented by UrutsycMT at 2009-10-28 04:33 x
order xenical http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12846 xenical buy <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12846">cheap xenical</a>
buy zantac http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12847 zantac purchase <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12847">purchase zantac</a>
order zelnorm http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12850 zelnorm cheap <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12850">zelnorm purchase</a>
buy zestoretic http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12851 zestoretic cheap <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12851">zestoretic cheap</a>
buy cheap zetia http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12852 zetia generic <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=12852">purchase zetia</a>
Commented by Rateqazy at 2009-10-31 22:27 x
uk insurance keflex http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13008 keflex online consultant <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13008">buy cheap keflex</a>
sale cheap depakote http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13009 depakote order <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13009">COD depakote</a>
cod cheap neurontin http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13010 neurontin treatment <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13010">neurontin credit card</a>
generic cytotec http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13011 cytotec medication <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13011">cytotec orders buy</a>
Commented by Jdgsywer at 2009-11-01 06:38 x
online pharmacy atarax http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13012 atarax C.O.D <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13012">atarax online us pharmacy</a>
cod cash buspar http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13013 buspar cod fedex <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13013">buspar rx order</a>
needed celexa http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13014 celexa online <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13014">saturday cheap celexa</a>
Europe accutane http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13015 accutane delivery order <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13015">overnight buy accutane</a>
saturday delivery aldactone http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13016 aldactone wholesale <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13016">aldactone fedEx online</a>
Commented by Fugarekiot at 2009-11-02 20:50 x
pharmacy insurance ovral http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59685 ovral purchase <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59685">delivery order ovral</a>
wholesale altace http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59689 altace order <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59689">altace overnight shipping</a>
buy remeron http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59691 remeron purchase <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59691">delivery nextday remeron</a>
buy cheap depakote http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59692 depakote help <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59692">United Kingdom depakote</a>
order zofran http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59694 zofran no script <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59694">saturday delivery zofran</a>
Commented by Kjdgstws at 2009-11-03 09:29 x
buy generic luvox http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3678 luvox sales <a href="http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3678">luvox generic</a>
pharmacy tenormin http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3679 tenormin pills <a href="http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3679">tenormin without rx</a>
lowest cost famvir http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59779 famvir fast buy <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59779">help famvir</a>
order casodex http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59780 casodex medication <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59780">casodex delivery</a>
shipped allegra http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3680 allegra free fedex <a href="http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3680">orders allegra</a>
Commented by Kjdgstws at 2009-11-03 11:07 x
purchase luvox http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3678 luvox purchase <a href="http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3678">debit card luvox</a>
lowest cost tenormin http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3679 tenormin purchase <a href="http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3679">cheap tenormin</a>
legal famvir http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59779 famvir fedex order <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59779">overnight famvir</a>
sales casodex http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59780 casodex apotheke order <a href="http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showuser=59780">casodex generico</a>
delivery cash allegra http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3680 allegra COD free <a href="http://forums.acdjapan.com/index.php?showuser=3680">delivery purchase allegra</a>
Commented by Lesiutre at 2009-11-08 06:21 x
side effects arcoxia http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13264 arcoxia delivery order <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13264">arcoxia doctor medikament</a>
cheap aricept http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13265 aricept rx <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13265">generic aricept</a>
order arimidex http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13266 arimidex France <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13266">purchase arimidex</a>
fedex without prescription artane http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13267 artane cheap <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13267">artane physician</a>
rx order asacol http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13268 asacol purchase <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13268">asacol pharmacy cheap</a>
Commented by Lesiutre at 2009-11-09 01:37 x
side effect arcoxia http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13264 arcoxia stock cheap <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13264">arcoxia physician</a>
debit card aricept http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13265 aricept no prescriptions needed <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13265">aricept store</a>
master card arimidex http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13266 arimidex fedex <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13266">arimidex discount</a>
pills artane http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13267 artane pharmacy <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13267">artane needed</a>
generic asacol http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13268 asacol prescription <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13268">asacol treatment</a>
Commented by Agrehluiot at 2009-11-09 23:42 x
cheap arcoxia http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13264 arcoxia uk <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13264">arcoxia cash on delivery</a>
C.O.D aricept http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13265 aricept mastercard <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13265">aricept for sale</a>
online find arimidex http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13266 arimidex for sale <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13266">arimidex delivery nextday</a>
overnight shipping artane http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13267 artane herbal <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13267">artane cod U.S.</a>
ups buy asacol http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13268 asacol doctor medikament <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?showuser=13268">needed asacol</a>
Commented by aqlctotwoj at 2009-11-13 06:18 x
fluqtybhdb, <a href="http://www.hjtwqkqtkc.com">yyceqnonde</a> , [url=http://www.snsiaunhnv.com]ditewpvety[/url], http://www.qjfdrtnzcr.com yyceqnonde
Commented by aqlctotwoj at 2009-11-13 06:21 x
fluqtybhdb, <a href="http://www.hjtwqkqtkc.com">yyceqnonde</a> , [url=http://www.snsiaunhnv.com]ditewpvety[/url], http://www.qjfdrtnzcr.com yyceqnonde
Commented by bmwiwhvgyf at 2009-11-16 03:31 x
Hi there, what's up you guys???
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-11-16 22:05 x
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-11-16 22:08 x
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Commented by Hotels In London at 2009-11-16 22:18 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-11-16 22:45 x
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-11-17 21:25 x
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-11-17 21:36 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Treating l at 2009-11-17 21:47 x
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-11-20 05:01 x
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-20 05:30 x
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-11-20 05:57 x
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-11-20 07:09 x
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Commented by Barcelona at 2009-11-20 07:27 x
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-20 14:24 x
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Commented by Amsteram Hotels at 2009-11-20 15:52 x
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Commented by Barcelona at 2009-11-20 17:36 x
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
Commented by Viagra.txt at 2009-11-20 18:18 x
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-11-20 19:19 x
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-11-20 19:39 x
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-11-20 20:17 x
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
Commented by Generic vi at 2009-11-20 21:18 x
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-11-20 21:24 x
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-11-20 21:24 x
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-20 22:02 x
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Commented by Cialis for order at 2009-11-20 22:22 x
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Commented by Free viagra sample at 2009-11-20 22:44 x
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-11-20 23:04 x
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-20 23:22 x
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Commented by Barcelona Hotels at 2009-11-20 23:43 x
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-11-21 00:24 x
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-21 01:00 x
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Commented by Big Ass at 2009-11-21 01:23 x
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Commented by Anal Sex at 2009-11-21 01:42 x
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-11-21 04:13 x
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-21 04:47 x
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Commented by Amateur Porn at 2009-11-21 05:05 x
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Commented by Public Nudity at 2009-11-21 05:23 x
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Commented by Homemade Sex at 2009-11-21 06:37 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by Sex at 2009-11-21 07:15 x
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
Commented by Bloody anal at 2009-11-21 09:04 x
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Commented by Carmen Ele at 2009-11-21 11:16 x
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-21 14:05 x
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Commented by A big tits at 2009-11-21 14:25 x
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-21 18:43 x
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-22 08:22 x
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-22 12:29 x
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-22 18:44 x
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Commented by Big Tits at 2009-11-22 21:27 x
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Commented by Nazgtdr at 2009-11-23 09:32 x
prescription Cardura (doxazosin) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Doxazosin-Online.aspx Cardura (doxazosin) doctor <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Doxazosin-Online.aspx">shipped cod Cardura (doxazosin)</a>
buy Casodex (bicalutamide) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Bicalutamide-Online.aspx Casodex (bicalutamide) doctors <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Bicalutamide-Online.aspx">c.o.d. purchase Casodex (bicalutamide)</a>
consultation Cataflam (diclofenac) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Diclofenac-Online.aspx Cataflam (diclofenac) rx order <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Diclofenac-Online.aspx">Cataflam (diclofenac) ups</a>
cod saturday Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Cefuroxime-axetil-Online.aspx Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil) online <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Cefuroxime-axetil-Online.aspx">next day delivery Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil)</a>
Commented by Nazgtdr at 2009-11-23 12:04 x
discount Cardura (doxazosin) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Doxazosin-Online.aspx Cardura (doxazosin) C.O.D <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Doxazosin-Online.aspx">Cardura (doxazosin) fedex order</a>
sales cheap Casodex (bicalutamide) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Bicalutamide-Online.aspx Casodex (bicalutamide) shipping <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Bicalutamide-Online.aspx">Casodex (bicalutamide) discount</a>
no prescription cheap Cataflam (diclofenac) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Diclofenac-Online.aspx Cataflam (diclofenac) overnight buy <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Diclofenac-Online.aspx">order Cataflam (diclofenac)</a>
USA purchase Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil) http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Cefuroxime-axetil-Online.aspx Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil) for sale <a href="http://blogcastrepository.com/members/Buy-Cefuroxime-axetil-Online.aspx">overnight Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil)</a>
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-11-24 22:01 x
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
Commented by Propecia at 2009-11-24 22:04 x
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-11-24 22:07 x
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-11-24 22:13 x
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Commented by Buy Cigare at 2009-11-24 22:16 x
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-11-26 05:25 x
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-26 08:45 x
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Commented by Dating at 2009-11-26 14:41 x
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Commented by Dating at 2009-11-26 19:10 x
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-26 19:44 x
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
Commented by Cheap generic cialis at 2009-11-27 01:36 x
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Commented by Online Dating at 2009-11-27 03:34 x
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-11-27 11:30 x
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Commented by Nike Dunks at 2009-11-27 12:38 x
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-11-27 19:44 x
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-11-28 01:38 x
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-11-28 08:55 x
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Commented by Buy cialis at 2009-11-28 16:00 x
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Commented by Cheapest cialis at 2009-11-28 19:01 x
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Commented by Live Sex at 2009-11-28 19:44 x
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Commented by Latin Sex at 2009-11-28 22:38 x
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Commented by Latin Sex at 2009-11-28 23:14 x
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Commented by homemade bondage at 2009-11-29 02:53 x
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Commented by Shemale at 2009-11-29 03:25 x
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
Commented by asian gfs at 2009-11-29 05:15 x
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
Commented by icgirls at 2009-11-29 07:01 x
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Commented by Live Sex at 2009-11-29 15:45 x
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Commented by shemale jackoff at 2009-11-29 16:20 x
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Commented by teen latina at 2009-11-29 16:37 x
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Commented by cbt at 2009-11-29 16:54 x
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Commented by gay boyfriend at 2009-11-29 17:29 x
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Commented by Femdom at 2009-11-29 18:21 x
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Commented by cbt at 2009-11-29 18:55 x
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Commented by icgirls at 2009-11-29 19:13 x
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Commented by latin teens at 2009-11-29 19:30 x
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Commented by gay boyfriend at 2009-11-29 19:48 x
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Commented by amateur bondage at 2009-11-29 21:14 x
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Commented by cbt at 2009-11-29 22:05 x
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Commented by cbt at 2009-11-29 22:26 x
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Commented by sapphic teens at 2009-11-30 00:09 x
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Commented by Shemale at 2009-11-30 06:40 x
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Commented by true religion jeans at 2009-11-30 15:25 x
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Commented by ed hardy clothes at 2009-11-30 15:29 x
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-11-30 21:01 x
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Commented by Generic Levitra at 2009-11-30 21:12 x
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Commented by Generic Levitra at 2009-11-30 21:28 x
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-11-30 23:02 x
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-12-01 01:08 x
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-02 19:33 x
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-12-02 21:37 x
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-02 22:20 x
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Commented by Osteoporosis at 2009-12-03 16:10 x
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
Commented by Allergies at 2009-12-03 16:13 x
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
Commented by Depression Symptoms at 2009-12-03 16:15 x
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Commented by Anxiety Symptoms at 2009-12-03 16:18 x
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Commented by Asthma at 2009-12-03 16:21 x
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Commented by Chronic Pain at 2009-12-03 16:38 x
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-05 12:45 x
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-05 12:48 x
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-05 12:51 x
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-05 12:54 x
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
Commented by Forex at 2009-12-05 12:57 x
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Commented by Cat Litter Box at 2009-12-05 13:00 x
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Commented by Free weight loss at 2009-12-05 13:05 x
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-05 13:08 x
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Commented by Diet Forum at 2009-12-05 13:11 x
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 13:17 x
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Commented by Laser hair loss at 2009-12-05 13:20 x
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 13:23 x
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 13:26 x
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Commented by Cheap pric at 2009-12-05 13:28 x
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-05 13:31 x
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
Commented by Buy tramadol at 2009-12-05 13:34 x
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 13:36 x
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Commented by Ram memory full at 2009-12-05 13:39 x
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Commented by Nike Air Jordan at 2009-12-05 13:42 x
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Commented by Propecia at 2009-12-05 13:44 x
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Commented by Diet Forum at 2009-12-05 13:47 x
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Commented by Blackjack craps at 2009-12-05 13:49 x
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-05 13:52 x
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Commented by Diet Pills at 2009-12-05 13:55 x
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-05 13:57 x
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Commented by Nike Jordan at 2009-12-05 14:00 x
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 14:05 x
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
Commented by Cat Litter Box at 2009-12-05 14:10 x
I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.
Commented by Buy levitr at 2009-12-05 14:18 x
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Commented by Penis Enlargement at 2009-12-05 14:21 x
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Commented by Diet at 2009-12-05 14:23 x
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 14:29 x
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 14:34 x
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Commented by Cheap cialis si at 2009-12-05 14:39 x
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-05 14:42 x
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Commented by Cheap tram at 2009-12-05 14:47 x
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 14:53 x
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 14:55 x
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-05 15:01 x
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-05 15:04 x
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 15:07 x
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 15:09 x
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-05 15:12 x
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 15:15 x
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-05 15:18 x
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-05 15:21 x
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 15:27 x
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 15:32 x
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-05 15:35 x
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Commented by Black Jack at 2009-12-05 15:38 x
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-05 15:41 x
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Commented by Diet at 2009-12-05 15:44 x
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Commented by Cats play at 2009-12-05 15:46 x
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Commented by Online tex at 2009-12-05 15:49 x
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 15:52 x
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Commented by Tramadol p at 2009-12-05 15:55 x
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 16:00 x
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 16:03 x
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-05 16:06 x
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
Commented by Forex tutorial at 2009-12-05 16:08 x
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
Commented by Overnight tramadol at 2009-12-05 16:11 x
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 16:14 x
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Commented by Diet Pills at 2009-12-05 16:17 x
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-05 16:25 x
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-05 16:28 x
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Commented by Cat Litter Boxes at 2009-12-05 16:34 x
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 16:37 x
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 16:40 x
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-05 16:43 x
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 16:49 x
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-05 16:54 x
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Commented by Ram memory problems at 2009-12-05 17:00 x
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-05 17:03 x
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-05 17:09 x
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Commented by Nike Jordan at 2009-12-05 17:11 x
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Commented by Side effec at 2009-12-05 17:14 x
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-05 17:20 x
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
Commented by Outdated viagra at 2009-12-05 17:25 x
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
Commented by Surgical p at 2009-12-05 17:28 x
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 17:31 x
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Commented by Granite state poker at 2009-12-05 17:34 x
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Commented by Mexico pha at 2009-12-05 17:37 x
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Commented by Nike Dunks at 2009-12-05 17:40 x
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Commented by Home impro at 2009-12-05 17:43 x
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 17:45 x
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Commented by About go green at 2009-12-05 17:54 x
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-05 17:57 x
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-05 18:00 x
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-05 18:05 x
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-05 18:11 x
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-05 18:14 x
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-05 18:17 x
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 18:20 x
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 18:22 x
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Commented by Diet at 2009-12-05 18:25 x
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-05 18:28 x
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Commented by Cat Litter Boxes at 2009-12-05 18:34 x
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 18:37 x
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 18:40 x
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Commented by Diet Pills at 2009-12-05 18:45 x
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Commented by Propecia at 2009-12-05 18:48 x
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 18:51 x
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 18:54 x
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 18:57 x
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 19:00 x
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Commented by 10mg levitra at 2009-12-05 19:02 x
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 19:05 x
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 19:08 x
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Commented by Forex at 2009-12-05 19:14 x
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-05 19:19 x
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-05 19:25 x
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Commented by Free Penis at 2009-12-05 19:31 x
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-05 19:33 x
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Commented by Go green colors at 2009-12-05 19:39 x
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Commented by Help go green at 2009-12-05 19:42 x
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Commented by Computer poker at 2009-12-05 19:45 x
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Commented by Forex at 2009-12-05 19:48 x
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Commented by Jordan Shoes at 2009-12-05 19:50 x
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 19:59 x
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 20:08 x
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Commented by Cat Litter Boxes at 2009-12-05 20:11 x
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Commented by Dr. reddy' at 2009-12-05 20:14 x
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-05 20:17 x
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-05 20:20 x
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-05 20:22 x
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-05 20:25 x
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 20:31 x
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-05 20:34 x
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-05 20:46 x
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-05 20:48 x
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-05 20:51 x
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-05 20:51 x
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-05 20:54 x
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Commented by Birth control brands at 2009-12-05 21:03 x
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 21:17 x
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-05 21:20 x
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Commented by Forex Trading at 2009-12-05 21:23 x
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Commented by Dog chihuahua at 2009-12-05 21:32 x
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-05 21:35 x
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-05 21:40 x
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 21:43 x
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 21:46 x
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-05 21:49 x
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-05 21:55 x
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-05 21:58 x
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-05 22:01 x
Why don't you write books people can read?
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-05 22:03 x
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-05 22:12 x
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Commented by Black Jack at 2009-12-05 22:15 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-05 22:21 x
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Commented by Penis Enla at 2009-12-05 22:24 x
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-05 22:27 x
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 22:30 x
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-05 22:33 x
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Commented by Impotence drug at 2009-12-05 22:36 x
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Commented by Forex Trading at 2009-12-05 22:42 x
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
Commented by Generic Levitra at 2009-12-05 22:44 x
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-05 22:45 x
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Commented by Black Jack at 2009-12-05 22:57 x
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-05 22:58 x
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Commented by Nike Dunk at 2009-12-05 23:03 x
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-05 23:08 x
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Commented by Free texas at 2009-12-05 23:11 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by Cialis attorneys at 2009-12-05 23:11 x
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Commented by Cialis vs viagra at 2009-12-05 23:17 x
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Commented by Black Jack at 2009-12-05 23:23 x
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-05 23:25 x
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-05 23:29 x
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Commented by Black Jack at 2009-12-05 23:32 x
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-05 23:35 x
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Commented by Different ram memory at 2009-12-05 23:38 x
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-05 23:46 x
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-05 23:49 x
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-05 23:52 x
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-05 23:55 x
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-05 23:58 x
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Commented by Free texas at 2009-12-06 00:01 x
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Commented by Absorbing nutrients at 2009-12-06 00:03 x
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-06 00:15 x
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 00:18 x
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 00:21 x
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-06 00:26 x
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-06 00:29 x
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 00:32 x
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 00:35 x
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-06 00:38 x
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 00:43 x
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 00:46 x
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 00:58 x
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 01:03 x
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 01:06 x
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 01:12 x
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 01:15 x
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-06 01:17 x
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 01:23 x
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 01:25 x
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 01:29 x
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-06 01:32 x
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 01:35 x
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-06 01:37 x
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-12-06 01:38 x
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 01:51 x
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 01:54 x
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Commented by Pheromones at 2009-12-06 02:00 x
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 02:06 x
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 02:09 x
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 02:12 x
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Commented by Cat Litter Box at 2009-12-06 02:15 x
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 02:18 x
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 02:18 x
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 02:20 x
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 02:26 x
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 02:29 x
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Commented by Generic vi at 2009-12-06 02:32 x
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Commented by Birth cont at 2009-12-06 02:35 x
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Commented by Forex Trading at 2009-12-06 02:40 x
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 02:46 x
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 02:49 x
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 02:55 x
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 03:06 x
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-06 03:09 x
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 03:15 x
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 03:18 x
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-06 03:23 x
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Commented by Diet at 2009-12-06 03:23 x
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 03:32 x
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 03:34 x
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Commented by Side effec at 2009-12-06 03:35 x
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 03:43 x
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 03:48 x
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 03:49 x
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 03:55 x
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 03:58 x
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Commented by Erectile d at 2009-12-06 04:04 x
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Commented by BlackJack at 2009-12-06 04:07 x
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 04:10 x
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-06 04:13 x
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 04:19 x
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 04:22 x
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 04:28 x
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Commented by Cialis professional at 2009-12-06 04:35 x
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 04:38 x
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 04:44 x
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 04:56 x
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-06 05:14 x
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 05:17 x
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 05:29 x
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Commented by Penis Enlargement at 2009-12-06 05:32 x
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 05:35 x
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Commented by Super cialis at 2009-12-06 05:38 x
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 05:41 x
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 05:44 x
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Commented by Home impro at 2009-12-06 05:53 x
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 06:06 x
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
Commented by Forex at 2009-12-06 06:09 x
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-06 06:15 x
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
Commented by Poker wiki at 2009-12-06 06:21 x
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 06:27 x
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Commented by Forex at 2009-12-06 06:30 x
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Commented by Birth cont at 2009-12-06 06:39 x
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Commented by BlackJack at 2009-12-06 06:42 x
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 06:45 x
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-06 06:54 x
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-06 07:00 x
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-06 07:12 x
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 07:12 x
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-12-06 07:24 x
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-06 07:25 x
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-06 07:28 x
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 07:34 x
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 07:37 x
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Commented by Cats dvd at 2009-12-06 07:49 x
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-06 07:52 x
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 08:08 x
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 08:11 x
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 08:23 x
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 08:32 x
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Commented by Cat Litter Boxes at 2009-12-06 08:35 x
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 08:38 x
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 08:41 x
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-06 08:44 x
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 08:47 x
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 08:50 x
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 08:53 x
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 08:59 x
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 09:02 x
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-06 09:05 x
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Commented by Cat Litter Boxes at 2009-12-06 09:31 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 09:34 x
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 09:37 x
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-06 09:43 x
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 09:46 x
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 09:52 x
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 09:58 x
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 10:10 x
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 10:13 x
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Commented by Alternativ at 2009-12-06 10:19 x
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 10:22 x
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-06 10:28 x
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Commented by Online tex at 2009-12-06 10:31 x
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 10:34 x
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-06 10:46 x
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 10:49 x
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 10:52 x
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 11:01 x
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 11:05 x
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-06 11:08 x
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Commented by Viagra energy drink at 2009-12-06 11:11 x
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
Commented by Lowe home improvment at 2009-12-06 11:17 x
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-06 11:19 x
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 11:22 x
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 11:25 x
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Commented by Plat texas at 2009-12-06 11:31 x
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-06 11:34 x
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Commented by Cialis acheter at 2009-12-06 11:40 x
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Commented by Which work at 2009-12-06 11:44 x
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-06 11:53 x
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-06 11:59 x
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Commented by Dog's at 2009-12-06 12:11 x
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-06 12:18 x
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-06 12:21 x
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Commented by Buy viagra online at 2009-12-06 12:33 x
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 12:36 x
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 12:42 x
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 12:45 x
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 12:48 x
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Commented by Avacor hai at 2009-12-06 12:51 x
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Commented by Palm poker at 2009-12-06 12:57 x
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 13:00 x
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 13:03 x
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-06 13:21 x
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 13:27 x
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
Commented by Viagra energy drink at 2009-12-06 13:30 x
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Commented by Mexico pha at 2009-12-06 13:36 x
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 13:39 x
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 13:45 x
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 13:49 x
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 13:52 x
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 13:55 x
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 14:01 x
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Commented by Birth Control at 2009-12-06 14:04 x
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 14:07 x
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Commented by Buy cialis at 2009-12-06 14:14 x
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 14:17 x
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-06 14:20 x
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 14:29 x
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 14:32 x
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 14:35 x
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-06 14:41 x
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-06 14:44 x
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 14:53 x
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-06 15:00 x
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Commented by Cheapest levitra at 2009-12-06 15:02 x
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-06 15:05 x
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 15:26 x
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 15:54 x
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-06 16:00 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 16:06 x
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 16:09 x
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-06 16:21 x
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 16:30 x
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 16:36 x
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 16:39 x
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-06 16:42 x
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 16:51 x
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 16:54 x
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 17:00 x
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 17:12 x
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 17:24 x
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 17:27 x
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Commented by Playmate poker at 2009-12-06 17:31 x
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Commented by Viagra overnight at 2009-12-06 17:33 x
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 17:37 x
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 17:40 x
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-06 17:52 x
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Commented by Cat Litter Box at 2009-12-06 17:55 x
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-06 18:04 x
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-06 18:07 x
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 18:10 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by Too many nutrients at 2009-12-06 18:16 x
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 18:19 x
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-06 18:22 x
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 18:25 x
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-06 18:28 x
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
Commented by Levitra lawyers at 2009-12-06 18:31 x
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Commented by Impotence at 2009-12-06 18:37 x
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Commented by Womens hai at 2009-12-06 18:43 x
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 18:46 x
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 18:49 x
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-06 18:52 x
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-06 18:55 x
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-06 18:58 x
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 19:07 x
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-06 19:13 x
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Commented by Muscle relaxant at 2009-12-06 19:16 x
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 19:25 x
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 19:31 x
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 19:37 x
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 19:43 x
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Commented by Viagra dosage at 2009-12-06 19:49 x
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 20:01 x
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Commented by Rxlist at 2009-12-06 20:05 x
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 20:08 x
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 20:17 x
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 20:20 x
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 20:23 x
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-06 20:26 x
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 20:29 x
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 20:32 x
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-06 20:35 x
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-06 20:41 x
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 20:44 x
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Commented by Buy viagra onli at 2009-12-06 20:47 x
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 20:50 x
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 20:56 x
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-06 20:59 x
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 21:03 x
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 21:12 x
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 21:21 x
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 21:24 x
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-06 21:30 x
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 21:36 x
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-06 21:39 x
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Commented by Texas hold at 2009-12-06 21:43 x
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-06 21:46 x
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-06 21:52 x
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 21:55 x
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-06 22:04 x
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-06 22:08 x
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Commented by Huncvdrs at 2009-12-06 22:14 x
shipping Sinemet http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14280-buy-sinemet/ Sinemet no prescription <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14280-buy-sinemet/">Europe Sinemet</a>
long term effect Sinequan http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14281-buy-sinequan/ Sinequan orders buy <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14281-buy-sinequan/">Sinequan order</a>
online cheap Singulair http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14282-buy-singulair/ Singulair UK where <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14282-buy-singulair/">Singulair treatment</a>
generic Sorbitrate http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14283-buy-sorbitrate/ Sorbitrate long term effect <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/index.php?/user/14283-buy-sorbitrate/">Sorbitrate without prescription cod</a>
Commented by Dog game at 2009-12-06 22:17 x
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Commented by Texas Holdem at 2009-12-06 22:23 x
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-06 22:26 x
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Commented by Attract me at 2009-12-06 22:35 x
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 22:38 x
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 22:44 x
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 22:54 x
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-06 22:57 x
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-06 23:06 x
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 23:21 x
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-06 23:27 x
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-06 23:30 x
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-06 23:33 x
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-06 23:36 x
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 23:39 x
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-06 23:42 x
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Commented by Parafon forte at 2009-12-06 23:45 x
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-06 23:48 x
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-06 23:58 x
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 00:07 x
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 00:10 x
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 00:22 x
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 00:25 x
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 00:28 x
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-07 00:31 x
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 00:34 x
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
Commented by Go green business at 2009-12-07 00:37 x
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-07 01:04 x
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 01:10 x
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-07 01:16 x
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-07 01:29 x
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Commented by Cialis sof at 2009-12-07 01:41 x
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 01:56 x
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 02:02 x
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 02:11 x
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 02:14 x
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Commented by Colors tha at 2009-12-07 02:26 x
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-07 02:32 x
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Commented by Cats history at 2009-12-07 02:35 x
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-07 02:38 x
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 02:44 x
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-07 02:56 x
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-07 03:05 x
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-07 03:18 x
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 03:33 x
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-07 03:36 x
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Commented by For men at at 2009-12-07 03:48 x
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-07 04:09 x
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-07 04:18 x
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Commented by Carisoprodol at 2009-12-07 04:24 x
Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-07 04:27 x
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Commented by Hair Loss Treatment at 2009-12-07 04:30 x
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 04:36 x
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 04:48 x
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-07 04:51 x
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 05:07 x
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
Commented by Does lamis at 2009-12-07 05:13 x
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Commented by Ultracet at 2009-12-07 05:18 x
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Commented by Gudifjg at 2009-12-07 05:19 x
fedEx online Urispas http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11379/ Urispas canada <a href="http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11379/">Urispas buy</a>
fedex without prescription Uroxatral http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11384/ Uroxatral get low price <a href="http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11384/">Uroxatral discount</a>
cod purchase Urso http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11385/ Urso ups <a href="http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11385/">overnight Urso</a>
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 05:21 x
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 05:29 x
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
Commented by Womens viagra at 2009-12-07 05:32 x
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 05:35 x
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 05:40 x
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-07 05:46 x
If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-07 05:48 x
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Commented by Canadian viagra at 2009-12-07 05:51 x
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 05:56 x
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 05:59 x
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 06:02 x
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Commented by Cat Litter Box at 2009-12-07 06:04 x
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Commented by Valtrex pa at 2009-12-07 06:09 x
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Commented by Viagra inurl at 2009-12-07 06:17 x
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 06:19 x
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-07 06:22 x
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 06:25 x
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Commented by Valtrex discount at 2009-12-07 06:27 x
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Commented by Acai pure, at 2009-12-07 06:30 x
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 06:37 x
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 06:40 x
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 06:43 x
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-07 06:45 x
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-07 06:48 x
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 06:50 x
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 06:53 x
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-07 06:56 x
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
Commented by Ortho TriCyclen at 2009-12-07 06:58 x
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Commented by Hoodia at 2009-12-07 07:01 x
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-07 07:04 x
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-07 07:12 x
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-07 07:14 x
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Commented by Shemale Cum at 2009-12-07 07:15 x
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
Commented by How does c at 2009-12-07 07:17 x
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Commented by Fosamax at 2009-12-07 07:20 x
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-07 07:23 x
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-07 07:31 x
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Commented by icgirls at 2009-12-07 07:34 x
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Commented by Zanaflex at 2009-12-07 07:36 x
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 07:42 x
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 07:45 x
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 07:47 x
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Commented by Gudifjg at 2009-12-07 07:48 x
overnight cod Urispas http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11379/ Urispas buy online cheap <a href="http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11379/">Urispas online consultation</a>
purchase Uroxatral http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11384/ Uroxatral delivery <a href="http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11384/">Uroxatral saturday delivery</a>
cod order Urso http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11385/ Urso saturday cheap <a href="http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/forums/member/11385/">Urso saturday order</a>
Commented by Zanaflex at 2009-12-07 07:50 x
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Commented by Apcalis dr at 2009-12-07 07:55 x
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Commented by Fluoxetine at 2009-12-07 07:58 x
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 08:01 x
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Commented by cbt at 2009-12-07 08:04 x
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Commented by Diflucan at 2009-12-07 08:04 x
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Commented by Features a at 2009-12-07 08:09 x
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 08:12 x
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 08:15 x
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-07 08:18 x
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Commented by sapphic teens at 2009-12-07 08:23 x
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 08:23 x
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-07 08:38 x
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-07 08:40 x
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-07 08:43 x
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
Commented by Female Domination at 2009-12-07 08:43 x
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-07 08:46 x
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-07 08:49 x
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Commented by Femdom at 2009-12-07 08:54 x
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Commented by Rock cats at 2009-12-07 08:54 x
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 08:57 x
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Commented by Celebrex c at 2009-12-07 09:00 x
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 09:03 x
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Commented by teen lesbian at 2009-12-07 09:03 x
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Commented by Valtrex side effects at 2009-12-07 09:06 x
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-07 09:09 x
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Commented by Fosamax at 2009-12-07 09:12 x
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 09:14 x
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Commented by Street cats at 2009-12-07 09:17 x
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Commented by Rozerem at 2009-12-07 09:23 x
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Commented by Gay Sex at 2009-12-07 09:23 x
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-07 09:26 x
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Commented by Go Green at 2009-12-07 09:29 x
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 09:34 x
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Commented by Cat Litter Box at 2009-12-07 09:40 x
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Commented by Buspar at 2009-12-07 09:48 x
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Commented by Buspar at 2009-12-07 09:51 x
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 09:54 x
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
Commented by Citalopram cymbalta at 2009-12-07 09:57 x
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 10:00 x
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-07 10:02 x
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-07 10:11 x
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 10:14 x
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Commented by Buspar at 2009-12-07 10:16 x
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Commented by Zocor at 2009-12-07 10:19 x
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 10:22 x
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Commented by sapphic teens at 2009-12-07 10:25 x
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-07 10:28 x
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 10:39 x
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 10:42 x
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-07 10:51 x
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-07 10:56 x
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Commented by Zanaflex at 2009-12-07 11:11 x
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Commented by Men to attract women at 2009-12-07 11:19 x
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 11:22 x
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Commented by Prescripti at 2009-12-07 11:37 x
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Commented by sapphic teens at 2009-12-07 11:38 x
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Commented by Levitra ve at 2009-12-07 11:40 x
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 11:45 x
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-07 11:48 x
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Commented by teen lesbian at 2009-12-07 11:48 x
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 11:54 x
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 12:08 x
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Commented by Zyrtec at 2009-12-07 12:11 x
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 12:14 x
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 12:17 x
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 12:23 x
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-07 12:26 x
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Commented by Hoodia smartburn at 2009-12-07 12:32 x
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
Commented by teen lesbian at 2009-12-07 12:33 x
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Commented by Psychologi at 2009-12-07 12:44 x
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-07 12:48 x
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Commented by Hoodia at 2009-12-07 12:50 x
I am not young enough to know everything.
Commented by Lipitor at 2009-12-07 12:53 x
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Commented by sapphic teens at 2009-12-07 12:55 x
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Commented by All nutrients at 2009-12-07 12:59 x
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 13:08 x
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Commented by Buy Valtrex at 2009-12-07 13:14 x
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 13:26 x
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Commented by Hoodia at 2009-12-07 13:31 x
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-07 13:37 x
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Commented by Erectile d at 2009-12-07 13:40 x
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 13:43 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-07 13:46 x
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Commented by Rozerem or ambien at 2009-12-07 13:52 x
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
Commented by Discount zyrtec at 2009-12-07 14:01 x
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Commented by What is di at 2009-12-07 14:04 x
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 14:07 x
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-07 14:10 x
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-07 14:15 x
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-07 14:18 x
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
Commented by Celery attract women at 2009-12-07 14:21 x
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Commented by Compare bo at 2009-12-07 14:30 x
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 14:33 x
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
Commented by Fosamax at 2009-12-07 14:38 x
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-07 14:41 x
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-07 14:47 x
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-07 14:50 x
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Commented by Diflucan at 2009-12-07 14:53 x
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-07 14:56 x
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Commented by How long d at 2009-12-07 14:59 x
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
Commented by Hoodia gor at 2009-12-07 15:05 x
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Commented by Fluoxetine at 2009-12-07 15:08 x
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-07 15:11 x
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Commented by Fluoxetine at 2009-12-07 15:17 x
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Commented by Meer cats at 2009-12-07 15:23 x
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 15:25 x
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Commented by Drug ultracet at 2009-12-07 15:28 x
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 15:37 x
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 15:40 x
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 15:54 x
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 15:57 x
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-07 16:06 x
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 16:09 x
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-07 16:15 x
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-07 16:18 x
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-07 16:23 x
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Commented by Classes of at 2009-12-07 16:26 x
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 16:32 x
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Commented by Poker vt at 2009-12-07 16:35 x
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Commented by Zocor at 2009-12-07 16:41 x
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 16:44 x
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 16:50 x
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 16:55 x
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 16:58 x
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Commented by Cymbalta l at 2009-12-07 17:01 x
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-07 17:13 x
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 17:16 x
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Commented by Route take at 2009-12-07 17:22 x
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 17:25 x
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 17:30 x
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Commented by Ortho TriCyclen at 2009-12-07 17:36 x
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Commented by Zyrtec at 2009-12-07 17:42 x
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Commented by teen lesbian at 2009-12-07 17:43 x
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 17:48 x
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 17:50 x
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Commented by Fosamax at 2009-12-07 17:59 x
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Commented by Hobbies th at 2009-12-07 18:02 x
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-07 18:05 x
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 18:08 x
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Commented by Zyrtec at 2009-12-07 18:11 x
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
Commented by Hoodia at 2009-12-07 18:14 x
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 18:17 x
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Commented by Rozerem at 2009-12-07 18:20 x
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Commented by Cat Boxes at 2009-12-07 18:23 x
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Commented by Buy Zocor at 2009-12-07 18:26 x
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 18:32 x
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
Commented by Fosamax an at 2009-12-07 18:35 x
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Commented by Fluoxetine at 2009-12-07 18:38 x
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-07 18:41 x
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Commented by Rozerem at 2009-12-07 18:47 x
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 18:54 x
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Commented by Zocor at 2009-12-07 19:05 x
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Commented by What is th at 2009-12-07 19:16 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 19:27 x
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-07 19:36 x
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-07 19:44 x
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 19:48 x
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Commented by Hair Loss at 2009-12-07 20:00 x
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 20:04 x
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 20:08 x
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Commented by Present in at 2009-12-07 20:13 x
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Commented by Xafdrte at 2009-12-07 20:20 x
uk Tegretol http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14330-buy-tegretol/ Tegretol legally <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14330-buy-tegretol/">Tegretol order</a>
doctor consult Thorazine http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14331-buy-thorazine/ Thorazine overnight cheap <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14331-buy-thorazine/">generic Thorazine</a>
master card Trental http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14332-buy-trental/ Trental sale <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14332-buy-trental/">rx order Trental</a>
where can i buy Trileptal http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14333-buy-trileptal/ Trileptal generico <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14333-buy-trileptal/">online Trileptal</a>
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-07 20:30 x
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Commented by Viagra cia at 2009-12-07 20:35 x
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 20:39 x
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 20:53 x
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 21:01 x
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Commented by Buspar at 2009-12-07 21:06 x
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-07 21:10 x
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
Commented by Rozerem at 2009-12-07 21:32 x
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 21:44 x
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-07 21:48 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-07 21:58 x
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
Commented by Xafdrte at 2009-12-07 22:04 x
accepted Tegretol http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14330-buy-tegretol/ Tegretol man <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14330-buy-tegretol/">no prescription cheap Tegretol</a>
cheap Thorazine http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14331-buy-thorazine/ Thorazine United Kingdom <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14331-buy-thorazine/">Thorazine required order</a>
saturday buy Trental http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14332-buy-trental/ Trental canadian order <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14332-buy-trental/">Trental for sale with no prescription required</a>
prescription Trileptal http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14333-buy-trileptal/ Trileptal order <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/14333-buy-trileptal/">ups buy Trileptal</a>
Commented by Seaweed nutrients at 2009-12-07 22:05 x
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Commented by Buy rozerem at 2009-12-07 22:08 x
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-07 22:19 x
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
Commented by Other home at 2009-12-07 22:22 x
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Commented by Cialis lev at 2009-12-07 22:25 x
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
Commented by Ultracet at 2009-12-07 22:35 x
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-07 22:38 x
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Commented by Denver fos at 2009-12-07 22:41 x
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Commented by Levitra price at 2009-12-07 22:50 x
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-07 22:53 x
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Commented by Buy Prilosec at 2009-12-07 22:56 x
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Commented by Lipitor at 2009-12-07 23:02 x
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-07 23:06 x
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-07 23:12 x
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-07 23:21 x
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 23:36 x
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Commented by Natural er at 2009-12-07 23:39 x
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
Commented by Buspar with invega at 2009-12-07 23:45 x
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-07 23:48 x
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
Commented by Rozerem or ambien at 2009-12-07 23:51 x
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-07 23:57 x
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-07 23:59 x
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 00:02 x
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 00:08 x
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
Commented by Fluoxetine overnight at 2009-12-08 00:11 x
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Commented by Suppliers of viagra at 2009-12-08 00:14 x
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 00:17 x
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
Commented by Lipitor co at 2009-12-08 00:20 x
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-08 00:23 x
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 00:26 x
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-08 00:29 x
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Commented by Lipitor at 2009-12-08 00:32 x
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Commented by Zocor at 2009-12-08 00:34 x
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Commented by Trademark poker at 2009-12-08 00:37 x
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Commented by Lipitor at 2009-12-08 00:44 x
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Commented by Zocor at 2009-12-08 00:46 x
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Commented by Ultracet at 2009-12-08 00:49 x
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 00:52 x
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-08 00:55 x
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Commented by Celebrex and dosage at 2009-12-08 00:58 x
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-08 01:16 x
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
Commented by Diflucan at 2009-12-08 01:24 x
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-08 01:36 x
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-08 01:39 x
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-08 01:48 x
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Commented by Cat Litter Boxes at 2009-12-08 01:54 x
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-08 01:59 x
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Commented by Cialis reviews at 2009-12-08 02:02 x
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Commented by Effects of ultracet at 2009-12-08 02:08 x
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Commented by Rozerem at 2009-12-08 02:14 x
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
Commented by Compare bo at 2009-12-08 02:26 x
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-08 02:29 x
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Commented by Loewes hom at 2009-12-08 02:32 x
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Commented by Buy levitra online at 2009-12-08 02:48 x
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 02:51 x
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Commented by Discount viagra at 2009-12-08 02:54 x
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-08 02:57 x
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 03:10 x
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 03:30 x
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-08 03:36 x
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-08 03:40 x
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
Commented by Buspar and at 2009-12-08 03:43 x
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-08 03:53 x
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Commented by Cialis fast at 2009-12-08 03:59 x
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Commented by Diflucan at 2009-12-08 04:03 x
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Commented by Zyrtec at 2009-12-08 04:06 x
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 04:09 x
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Commented by Fosamax at 2009-12-08 04:12 x
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
Commented by Fluoxetine at 2009-12-08 04:26 x
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 04:29 x
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
Commented by Zanaflex f at 2009-12-08 04:39 x
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Commented by Ultracet at 2009-12-08 04:42 x
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-08 04:45 x
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 04:49 x
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-08 05:08 x
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 05:14 x
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 05:27 x
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Commented by Acquista levitra at 2009-12-08 05:30 x
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Commented by Buy Zocor at 2009-12-08 05:33 x
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Commented by Celebrex at 2009-12-08 05:37 x
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 05:43 x
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-08 05:46 x
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 05:49 x
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 05:52 x
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Commented by Fluoxetine at 2009-12-08 05:56 x
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-08 06:11 x
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Commented by Zocor at 2009-12-08 06:14 x
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-08 06:17 x
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Commented by Attract Women at 2009-12-08 06:30 x
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-08 06:36 x
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-08 06:39 x
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 06:46 x
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 06:49 x
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Commented by Texas holdem poker at 2009-12-08 06:58 x
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 07:08 x
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Commented by Poker Forum at 2009-12-08 07:11 x
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-08 07:14 x
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-08 07:17 x
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-08 07:24 x
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Commented by Fosamax ca at 2009-12-08 07:30 x
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 07:36 x
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Commented by Ultracet at 2009-12-08 07:42 x
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 07:45 x
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-08 07:52 x
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
Commented by Nutrients at 2009-12-08 07:55 x
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-08 07:58 x
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
Commented by Buspar at 2009-12-08 08:10 x
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Commented by Zanaflex at 2009-12-08 08:35 x
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-08 08:39 x
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Commented by Lipitor at 2009-12-08 08:42 x
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 08:48 x
Why don't you write books people can read?
Commented by Erectile D at 2009-12-08 08:54 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Ortho TriCyclen at 2009-12-08 09:03 x
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
Commented by Diflucan at 2009-12-08 09:18 x
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Commented by Ordering d at 2009-12-08 09:21 x
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-08 09:24 x
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Commented by Buy Zyrtec at 2009-12-08 09:27 x
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 09:37 x
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-08 09:46 x
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-08 09:55 x
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
Commented by Ram Memory at 2009-12-08 09:58 x
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Commented by Cats at 2009-12-08 10:01 x
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 10:07 x
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Commented by Buspar at 2009-12-08 10:16 x
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Commented by Drug zanaflex at 2009-12-08 10:19 x
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
Commented by Cymbalta at 2009-12-08 10:26 x
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 10:29 x
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Commented by Home impro at 2009-12-08 10:35 x
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Commented by Is rozerem at 2009-12-08 10:41 x
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Commented by Imitrex at 2009-12-08 10:44 x
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Commented by Ram at 2009-12-08 10:47 x
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Commented by Home Improvment at 2009-12-08 10:50 x
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 10:53 x
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Commented by Ortho TriCyclen at 2009-12-08 11:03 x
I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.
Commented by Zanaflex at 2009-12-08 11:25 x
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
Commented by Lipitor at 2009-12-08 11:28 x
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-08 11:31 x
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Commented by Ortho TriCyclen at 2009-12-08 11:43 x
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Commented by Poker at 2009-12-08 11:46 x
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Commented by Cats video at 2009-12-08 11:49 x
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
Commented by Buy Valtrex at 2009-12-08 11:59 x
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-08 12:05 x
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Commented by Zanaflex at 2009-12-08 12:15 x
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 12:18 x
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-08 12:24 x
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Commented by Ultracet at 2009-12-08 12:27 x
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Commented by Dogs at 2009-12-08 12:36 x
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 12:40 x
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-08 12:43 x
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 12:46 x
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 12:49 x
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-08 12:55 x
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Commented by Fioricet at 2009-12-08 12:58 x
I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-08 13:02 x
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Commented by Valtrex market share at 2009-12-08 13:05 x
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
Commented by Poker movies at 2009-12-08 13:14 x
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Commented by That will at 2009-12-08 13:20 x
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Commented by Prilosec at 2009-12-08 13:23 x
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-08 13:26 x
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Commented by Ortho Tri-Cyclen at 2009-12-08 13:29 x
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Commented by Lamisil at 2009-12-08 13:35 x
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Commented by Cat Box at 2009-12-08 13:38 x
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Commented by Rozerem at 2009-12-08 13:41 x
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Commented by Valtrex at 2009-12-08 13:44 x
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Commented by Fosamax at 2009-12-08 13:47 x
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
Commented by Dog for sale at 2009-12-08 13:50 x
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 14:19 x
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Commented by Designer Handbags at 2009-12-08 14:22 x
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 14:24 x
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Commented by Designer Handbags at 2009-12-08 14:27 x
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
Commented by How does c at 2009-12-08 14:33 x
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 14:36 x
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 14:55 x
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 15:04 x
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 15:07 x
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 15:36 x
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Commented by Abercrombie at 2009-12-08 16:15 x
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-09 20:27 x
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-09 20:51 x
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-09 21:31 x
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-09 21:43 x
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-09 21:49 x
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-09 22:01 x
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-09 22:11 x
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-09 22:42 x
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-09 22:57 x
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-09 23:20 x
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-09 23:31 x
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-12-09 23:42 x
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Commented by Swiss made at 2009-12-09 23:53 x
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-10 00:00 x
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Commented by Cialis professional at 2009-12-10 00:04 x
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-10 00:15 x
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-10 00:26 x
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-10 00:36 x
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 00:53 x
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-10 00:56 x
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Commented by Viagra cia at 2009-12-10 00:58 x
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-10 01:17 x
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-12-10 01:19 x
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-12-10 01:23 x
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 01:30 x
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
Commented by Cheap Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 01:40 x
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Commented by Buy Cigare at 2009-12-10 02:01 x
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-10 02:22 x
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 02:33 x
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 02:44 x
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-12-10 02:54 x
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Commented by Buy Levitra at 2009-12-10 03:05 x
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Commented by Tramadol w at 2009-12-10 03:13 x
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 03:16 x
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Commented by Acheter levitra at 2009-12-10 03:26 x
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 03:32 x
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-10 03:37 x
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Commented by Buy Cigare at 2009-12-10 03:47 x
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 03:53 x
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Commented by Online viagra at 2009-12-10 04:08 x
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 04:18 x
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 04:18 x
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Commented by Generic Levitra at 2009-12-10 04:29 x
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-10 04:56 x
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-10 05:01 x
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 05:22 x
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-10 05:26 x
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 05:38 x
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Commented by Canine tramadol at 2009-12-10 05:42 x
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-12-10 05:43 x
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 05:53 x
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 05:57 x
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Commented by Levitra at 2009-12-10 06:34 x
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 06:42 x
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Commented by Generic Levitra at 2009-12-10 06:44 x
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 07:15 x
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-10 07:24 x
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Commented by Cheap Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 07:35 x
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 07:37 x
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-10 08:06 x
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-10 08:16 x
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Commented by Generic Viagra at 2009-12-10 08:46 x
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Commented by Levitra si at 2009-12-10 09:16 x
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Commented by Cialis professional at 2009-12-10 09:26 x
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Commented by Cheap Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 09:47 x
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Commented by Cheap Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 09:57 x
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-10 10:29 x
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Commented by Generic Levitra at 2009-12-10 10:39 x
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-10 10:50 x
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-10 11:00 x
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 11:22 x
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Commented by Cigarettes discount at 2009-12-10 12:15 x
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 12:25 x
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 12:36 x
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Commented by Cheap Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 12:47 x
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-10 12:58 x
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Commented by What are t at 2009-12-10 13:09 x
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-12-10 13:20 x
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Commented by Generic Cialis at 2009-12-10 13:54 x
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Commented by Generic ci at 2009-12-10 14:06 x
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 14:17 x
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Commented by Buy Cigarettes at 2009-12-10 14:27 x
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Commented by Electronic at 2009-12-10 15:31 x
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Commented by Cialis cheap at 2009-12-10 15:42 x
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Commented by The electr at 2009-12-10 16:03 x
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-10 16:24 x
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Commented by Cialis samples at 2009-12-10 17:19 x
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-10 17:51 x
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 19:06 x
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
Commented by Cialis soft at 2009-12-10 19:38 x
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-10 19:48 x
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-10 19:59 x
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 21:12 x
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 21:55 x
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Commented by Buy Tramadol at 2009-12-10 22:39 x
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Commented by Tramadol at 2009-12-10 22:45 x
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Commented by Cheap Tramadol at 2009-12-10 23:01 x
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Commented by Nike Dunk at 2009-12-11 01:38 x
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
Commented by Nike Dunk at 2009-12-11 02:00 x
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Commented by Nike Jordan at 2009-12-11 02:03 x
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Commented by rggazhvuca at 2009-12-11 02:54 x
achwolampv, <a href="http://www.gfihhpgwxc.com">kcjwkwimrs</a> , [url=http://www.icvjwhaupz.com]flrsfymbel[/url], http://www.xdtjmrifay.com kcjwkwimrs
Commented by Jordan Shoes at 2009-12-11 03:12 x
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
Commented by Penis enla at 2009-12-11 05:56 x
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Commented by Best penis at 2009-12-11 06:02 x
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
Commented by Penis Enlargement at 2009-12-11 06:08 x
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Commented by Penis Enlargement at 2009-12-11 06:39 x
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Commented by abercrombie clothing at 2009-12-11 16:53 x
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Commented by xenon lights at 2009-12-11 16:56 x
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Commented by Formal dress at 2009-12-11 16:59 x
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 17:05 x
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 17:14 x
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Commented by Discount handbag at 2009-12-11 17:16 x
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Commented by abercrombie clothing at 2009-12-11 17:19 x
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 17:25 x
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Commented by hid lights at 2009-12-11 17:36 x
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Commented by Ladies dresses at 2009-12-11 17:44 x
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Commented by tiffany jewellery at 2009-12-11 17:46 x
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Commented by juicy couture at 2009-12-11 17:54 x
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Commented by christian louboutin at 2009-12-11 18:00 x
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Commented by christian louboutin at 2009-12-11 18:05 x
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
Commented by juicy couture at 2009-12-11 18:15 x
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Commented by juicy cout at 2009-12-11 18:21 x
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Commented by christian louboutin at 2009-12-11 18:29 x
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Commented by tiffany jewellery at 2009-12-11 18:31 x
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Commented by tiffany jewellery at 2009-12-11 18:45 x
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Commented by Pink dresses at 2009-12-11 19:03 x
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Commented by juicy couture at 2009-12-11 19:06 x
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Commented by Usb hid at 2009-12-11 19:09 x
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
Commented by christian louboutin at 2009-12-11 19:17 x
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 19:20 x
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Commented by juicy couture at 2009-12-11 19:23 x
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 19:25 x
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 19:31 x
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...
Commented by christian louboutin at 2009-12-11 19:36 x
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Commented by Beach jewellery at 2009-12-11 19:39 x
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 19:42 x
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Commented by hid headlights at 2009-12-11 19:53 x
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 19:59 x
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Commented by Women high heels at 2009-12-11 20:08 x
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 20:11 x
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
Commented by hid headlights at 2009-12-11 20:16 x
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Commented by christian at 2009-12-11 20:23 x
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Commented by Via spiga shoes at 2009-12-11 20:28 x
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Commented by christian at 2009-12-11 20:34 x
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 20:37 x
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 20:43 x
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Commented by xenon lights at 2009-12-11 20:46 x
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Commented by hid headlights at 2009-12-11 21:04 x
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 21:13 x
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Commented by Dresses wedding at 2009-12-11 21:24 x
The truth is more important than the facts.
Commented by 10000k hid at 2009-12-11 21:27 x
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 21:48 x
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Commented by xenon lights at 2009-12-11 21:51 x
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-11 22:08 x
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Commented by xenon lights at 2009-12-11 22:20 x
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Commented by Bridesmaids dresses at 2009-12-11 22:38 x
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 23:02 x
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Commented by Hid reader at 2009-12-11 23:19 x
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 23:40 x
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-11 23:57 x
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
Commented by hid headlights at 2009-12-12 00:15 x
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Commented by hid headlights at 2009-12-12 00:18 x
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Commented by hid headlights at 2009-12-12 00:48 x
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
Commented by Plus size dresses at 2009-12-12 00:57 x
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-12 02:01 x
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-12 02:04 x
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-12 02:20 x
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Commented by Gown dresses at 2009-12-12 03:26 x
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-12 03:54 x
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Commented by dresses at 2009-12-12 04:33 x
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Commented by aids treatment at 2009-12-12 05:27 x
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-12 05:32 x
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-12 05:37 x
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-12 05:48 x
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-12 05:54 x
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Commented by Chronic angina at 2009-12-12 06:00 x
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Commented by Angina pronunciation at 2009-12-12 06:05 x
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Commented by Hiv postive at 2009-12-12 06:22 x
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Commented by Cialis at 2009-12-12 06:27 x
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-12 06:37 x
I am not young enough to know everything.
Commented by bronchitis at 2009-12-12 06:42 x
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-12 06:52 x
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Commented by symptoms angina at 2009-12-12 06:56 x
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Commented by designer dresses at 2009-12-12 06:56 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by angina pectoris at 2009-12-12 07:01 x
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Commented by cancer symptomes at 2009-12-12 07:06 x
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Commented by copd symptoms at 2009-12-12 07:15 x
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Commented by Osteoarthr at 2009-12-12 07:19 x
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
Commented by Going out dresses at 2009-12-12 07:24 x
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Commented by flu symptoms at 2009-12-12 07:29 x
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Commented by hiv treatment at 2009-12-12 07:44 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by copd symptoms at 2009-12-12 07:54 x
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
Commented by copd at 2009-12-12 08:00 x
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Commented by bipolar at 2009-12-12 08:09 x
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Commented by alzheimer at 2009-12-12 08:25 x
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Commented by alzheimer at 2009-12-12 08:41 x
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Commented by Bronchitis causes at 2009-12-12 08:46 x
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Commented by cancer symptoms at 2009-12-12 08:55 x
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Commented by constipati at 2009-12-12 09:22 x
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Commented by aids hiv at 2009-12-12 09:33 x
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Commented by cause constipation at 2009-12-12 09:49 x
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Commented by copd disease at 2009-12-12 10:06 x
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Commented by cold flu at 2009-12-12 10:22 x
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Commented by Arthritis swelling at 2009-12-12 10:33 x
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Commented by bipolar depression at 2009-12-12 10:43 x
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Commented by constipation relief at 2009-12-12 10:54 x
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
Commented by bipolar depression at 2009-12-12 11:10 x
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Commented by copd symptoms at 2009-12-12 11:27 x
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Commented by bipolar depression at 2009-12-12 11:33 x
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Commented by cause constipation at 2009-12-12 12:11 x
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Commented by cancer therapy at 2009-12-12 12:16 x
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-12 12:27 x
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Commented by cold flu at 2009-12-12 12:32 x
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Commented by chronic constipation at 2009-12-12 12:44 x
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Commented by bipolar disorder at 2009-12-12 13:09 x
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Commented by Alzheimer's.org at 2009-12-12 13:15 x
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
Commented by cold flu at 2009-12-12 13:19 x
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Commented by bipolar depression at 2009-12-12 13:25 x
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Commented by cancer symptoms at 2009-12-12 13:30 x
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Commented by angina at 2009-12-12 13:41 x
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Commented by cancer symptomes at 2009-12-12 13:52 x
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Commented by Cialis fast at 2009-12-12 13:58 x
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Commented by flu symptoms at 2009-12-12 14:08 x
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Commented by Angina at 2009-12-12 14:13 x
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Commented by Viagra inurl at 2009-12-12 14:24 x
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Commented by cancer symptoms at 2009-12-12 14:29 x
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Commented by cancer treatment at 2009-12-12 14:45 x
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Commented by flu symptoms at 2009-12-12 15:01 x
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Commented by constipati at 2009-12-12 15:06 x
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Commented by constipation at 2009-12-12 15:33 x
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Commented by copd symptoms at 2009-12-12 15:49 x
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Commented by cancer treatment at 2009-12-12 16:10 x
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Commented by cancer symptomes at 2009-12-12 16:20 x
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Commented by bipolar symptoms at 2009-12-12 16:32 x
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Commented by rheumatoid arthritis at 2009-12-12 16:37 x
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Commented by alzheimer's disease at 2009-12-12 16:41 x
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Commented by constipation at 2009-12-12 17:02 x
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Commented by alzheimers disease at 2009-12-12 17:07 x
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Commented by Buy Viagra at 2009-12-12 17:19 x
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Commented by cancer therapy at 2009-12-12 17:24 x
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Commented by cancer treatment at 2009-12-12 17:36 x
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Commented by Is viagra at 2009-12-12 17:41 x
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Commented by Preventing at 2009-12-12 18:02 x
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Commented by chronic constipation at 2009-12-12 18:13 x
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Commented by cancer treatment at 2009-12-12 18:25 x
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Commented by Viagra at 2009-12-12 18:46 x
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Commented by Buy Cialis at 2009-12-12 18:51 x
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Commented by constipati at 2009-12-12 18:57 x
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Commented by bipolar symptoms at 2009-12-12 19:03 x
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Commented by chronic bronchitis at 2009-12-12 19:13 x
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Commented by Alzheimers diseas at 2009-12-12 19:25 x
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Commented by hiv at 2009-12-12 19:52 x
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Commented by copd at 2009-12-12 20:36 x
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
Commented by symptoms angina at 2009-12-12 20:42 x
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Commented by bipolar depression at 2009-12-12 21:04 x
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Commented by alzheimer's at 2009-12-12 22:39 x
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Commented by Informatio at 2009-12-12 23:00 x
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Commented by constipation relief at 2009-12-13 13:48 x
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Commented by aids symptoms at 2009-12-13 15:48 x
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Commented by Fojkupr at 2009-12-28 06:28 x
http://cs.crisfervil.com/members/Dad-Daughter-Video.aspx Young Incest Art http://cs.crisfervil.com/members/Mom-Son-Video.aspx Real Dad Daughter Incest http://cs.crisfervil.com/members/Father-Daughter-Sex.aspx Dad Fucking His Daughter Incest
http://netknowledge.net/members/Dad-Daughter-Video.aspx Dad Daughter Incest Story http://netknowledge.net/members/Mom-Son-Video.aspx Incest Porn Pics http://netknowledge.net/members/Father-Daughter-Sex.aspx Incest Sample Vids
<a href="http://cs.crisfervil.com/members/Dad-Daughter-Video.aspx">Father Incest Porn</a> <a href="http://cs.crisfervil.com/members/Mom-Son-Video.aspx">Father Daughter Incest Photos</a> <a href="http://cs.crisfervil.com/members/Father-Daughter-Sex.aspx">Incest Drunk</a>
<a href="http://netknowledge.net/members/Dad-Daughter-Video.aspx">Momsonincest</a> <a href="http://netknowledge.net/members/Mom-Son-Video.aspx">Old Prick Incest Sex With Daughter</a> <a href="http://netknowledge.net/members/Father-Daughter-Sex.aspx">Very Young Incest Orgy</a>
Commented by Festiedk at 2010-02-01 03:14 x
http://ragga-jungle.com/user/15799-family-sex/ Sister Brother Incest Survivor http://ragga-jungle.com/user/15800-sex-video/ Gay Incest Uncut Cock http://ragga-jungle.com/user/15801-family-sex-video/ 3D Amanda Incest Sex Art
<a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/15799-family-sex/">Family Incest Hot Video</a> <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/15800-sex-video/">Incestous Young Girls</a> <a href="http://ragga-jungle.com/user/15801-family-sex-video/">Comics Sex Incest</a>
名前 :
URL :
非公開コメント
削除用パスワード設定 :

< 前のページ 次のページ >